Heroes Episode 3x04, "I am become death"

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I cannot believe how awesome this episode is. Everyone was awesome in this episode. There was not one minute of shittiness. It was beyond kick ass that it kicked season two's ass and said to season one, I WILL PWN YOU NEXT BITCH.

WHOA FUTURE PETER AND CLAIRE. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED BETWEEN THEM? OMG she shot him. SHOT HIM DEAD. And sliced up Present!Peter and OMG PRESENT!PETER WENT SYLAR ON NATHAN. THAT's ONE HELLUVA FAMILY FEUD!!!

I knew Domestic!Sylar would rock. He was so sweet AWWW NOAH JR!! Mr Muggles OMG he's like, EVERYBODY'S PET!!! OMG WAFFLES, THE CONTINUING JOKES NEVER END.

HAIL TO THE CHEF, ROFL! SOMEONE ICONIZE THAT!!! HE CAN MAKE ME WAFFLES ANY TIME, AND MAKE SURE THE SYRUP IS ON THE SIDE, HAHA IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. *ahem*

AND OMG SYLAR AND PETER TOUCHING AND AFFECTION SO SWEET...

NOAH JR WHO IS YOUR MOTHER! Boo the writers for not revealing. Holy crap! They better tell us who it is. IS IT ELLE? OMG IT HAS TO BE. I WANT MORE FUTURE INFO PLZ!!!

AWWW DAPHNE/MATT IS SO CUTE!!! I love the little family. It's like M3+D without Uncle HULK/GOLLEM/MO. I bet he visits on the weekends. Totally. "Do you want a lollipop from Uncle Mo, little Molly?" "Ew, no, uncle Mo only has apple flavored and they're always sticky." hahahahaha

CLAIRE and HER FRIEND THE HAITIAN. I demand Future!Claire/Haitian fics NOW. Or Future!Claire/Knox. Or even better Future!Claire/Future!Nathan... hahaha omg the torture session with Uncle Present!Peter was so creeptastic and hawt.

Is this what Future!Petrelli Holidays are like? Hahaha let's break bread and HOLY FUCK CLAIRE PUT AWAY THE KNIFE ALREADY. And the Petrellis go down as the most fucked up family ever.

I still love Dances with Turtles, I mean Matt. And African guy, who's kinda snarky.

NATHAN/TRACY SUPERMAN SCENE. I loved it. They are cute together. AWW I can make your drink into an ice cube! Nathan you never have to put icecubes in your Whiskey Sours again!

Maya did nothing for me this episode. She just whined a little about Mohinder's smelly bachelor pad and then got pissed. WTF Heroes writers? I thought you had a reason to keep her around this season? Don't disappoint me. Unless Mohinder is going to somehow turn into King Kong and grab Maya and scale a few sky scrapers, I don't see her reason for being here yet.

LOOK WHAT YOU DID MOHINDER. The future is messed up, but at least Nathan is President and Tracy is first lady. I'm sorry, I got Cindy McCain flashes from that scene and it SCARED ME. More than the explosion, and CREATURE!Mohinder. EEEK! NO!

OMG EXPLOSION!!! Knox is awesome. He's so evil. They need to do MORE with him. I know he's probably not going to last this season, but he's strangely awesome. But I just want to know HOW DID CLAIRE BECOME SO EVIL???!! Okay, yeah so she was HAWT. If this doesn't inspire Claire-writers I don't know what will.

Present!Sylar and Present!Peter JUST ABOUT AS AWESOME AS the Future!Sylar meeting. OMG Zach and Milo have so much chemistry? OMG, did you have to change your pants, rtwofan from those scenes>? Hahaha I know I DID. HOT PRISON WALL-WELCOME-TO-THE-FAMILY SEX ANYONE?

Hiro and Ando banter never gets old. I'm glad they're starting to straighten things out. OMG... and of course the ending....

OMG ADAM IS BACK!!! ADAM ADAM ADAM OMFG ADAM IS BACK AND HE'S GONNA SLAP A BITCH (I MEAN HIRO) HE'S PISSED DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE BURIED ALIVE AND NOT HAVE GO TO THE BATHROOM OR LOOK AT PORN OR HAVE AIR OR NOT BE ABLE TO HAVE SHEPHERD'S PIE, WELL ADAM IS GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE BITCH, HAHAHA BECAUSE HE IS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

OMG so glad for Adam. It just gets better and better.

This is the best fucking episode of the season so far. Seriously, I'm dying of complete joy.

Okay I'm done. I'm ded from the excitement. *collapses*